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: It is not easy to be a cross talk actor -first says that the mouth is clear and the voice is good.

B: Brain bars are faster.

A: Yes, in addition, there must be culture. Of course, cross talk actors don't have to have too high culture.

B: We said that there is no high culture in the cross talk.

A: But you also need to know a few words. It is good, you are good, your knowledge is not small!

B: Hi, what do I have? Far away.

A: Hey -polite and polite, among all these cross talk actors, Zhao Peiru, high.

B: Hi -what is high? Don't hold me.

A: Hey -not holding, in all people who talk about cross talk, they can't compare with you.

B: You know.

A: Of course, more than me ... almost.

B: No, no, no, wait for a while -you hold me, hold yourself yourself? Intersection ——I am the highest knowledge in the cross talk actor, but he is almost more than he. So, you are higher than us?

A: In fact, it is not taller, and it is a little tall.

B: Where can I see high? Furthermore, I do n’t learn from others. Do you say what you say?

A: Hey —— recognize more ‘zher’, knowing ’s more.

B: Do you know how many 'sir'?

A: You go to Tianjin, you inquire -our writer "Hua, Malaysia, Yan, Zhao", you inquire ??

B: You wait for a while, who do you say Tianjin? who?

A: You don't understand, we- "Hua, Malaysia, Yan, Zhao", writing ...

B: I don't understand? If I am a child, you can be bluffed with me, and I have n’t told my family. I have lived in Tianjin for decades. I do n’t know? The four famous writers of Tianjin, Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao — Hua Shikui, Meng Guanghui, Yan Xiu, Zhao Yuanli, where is you here?

A: I said Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao.

B: Didn't you say Hua, Malaysia, Yan, Zhao?

A: I ... I ... I said wrong, I said wrong and fresh? It is Hua ... Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao. Hua, Meng, Yan, Zhao, and Ma — follow -up me, Hua Shikui, Meng Guanghui, Yan Xiu, Zhao Yuanli, Gan Mianyang, Du Xiaozen, Liu Daoyuan ... This is a famous writer ... These positions are famous writers.

B: I said that the old one I know, I have never heard of your Ma Sanli.

A: I have never heard of it? You have never seen the words I wrote. At that time, I wrote and I learned Hua Shikou Hua. What is his name -Yan Shier ... know his word?

B: I know -the plaque in the persuasion field is not written in Hua Shikui.

A: Yes, is it called Yan body, I practice that ... what do I have, what ... what ... that thing ... ..

B: What are you? What do you have?

A: Just ... the one with the black word in Bai Dianer ... Then ... such a thick book ... Folding ...

B: Is it called Folding? He doesn't even understand!

A: I am afraid that you do n’t understand, there are posts. I wrote at that time, I learned ... Learn Zhang Boyang ...

B: Who? Intersection

: Zhang Boyang!

B: Zhang Boyang? Then you might as well learn Shi Huiru. How good is Shi Huiru's art?

A: Why am I learning Shi Huiru?

B: Singing a single string.

A: What am I singing a single string? I mean writing -learn Zhang Boyang.

B: Will Zhang Boyang write?

A: How strange you are, have you never seen the words written by his old man at all — Beijing Liuli Factory, the plaque hanging on both sides is almost all written by Zhang Boyang. Essence

B: right? You can see it clearly -the one who wrote the plaques of Liulichang is Zhang Boying -Qian Qing's eight Gu, the name is Zhang Boying.

: Zhang Boying? I remember a Zhang Boyang?

B: Zhang Boyang sang single string.

A: Oh -yes, yes, yes, Zhang Boying, I learn from him, do I want to take him ...

B: I don't know what to call him?

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B: Do you just say you worshiped him? Learn such a stab.

A: It is a hoe, worship, people can see us, willing to teach us -we are talking about it ...

B: What vocabulary are you? Standing? You listen to, which one of the learned mouth stands?

A: What am I transfer with you? Do you understand what you listen to with you? Isn't this a vernacular. When we write ... this is the case, the elbow cannot stick to the table. Do you understand this called hanging elbow?

B: Which hand? This hand, do you know the right hand? He didn't even know any handwriting.

A: ... I can do it, both hands.

B: I haven't heard of two handwriting.

A: I can- "I can write plum blossoms with both hands. Position ... "

B: What you said is Liu Jin.

A: Yes, we just want to learn his old man. He is our generation and our ancestors.

B: How do you recognize the ancestor? Are you not surnamed Ma, don't you ask the university? Liu Jin's surname Liu, how could it be your ancestor? Your ancestors are widows -opened.

A: You rare me, rare me! You ignore me here, I told you that Zhao Peiru is finished, you can do this, you will finish it -do not respect the old predecessors.

B: Which old predecessor do you count?

A: I have never seen you laughing like this- "You, you?" — "Yo, are you here? Please sit!" So many people stood for me, "Please sit, quickly, fast, pour tea ..." R n

B: Still hot to the bowl? Really thirsty.

A: "Go to the end!"

Intersection When I asked Huasui to write, there was no end to the noodles! They were all wine mats, and a bowl of single hooks was sent here. rnrn rnrn 甲：我不在乎那碗面，我主要在乎人这心——“端面、端面！快，给包蒜...”大个的、 The whole purple -skinned garlic is eaten casually and unlimited!

B: 嗬 —— Look at you, wrap garlic ... Make a mouth garlic coax? What is this writing?

A: What do you eat, just say the couplet written by me to a buyer, good -Beijing, four nine cities sensational — — "It's boring! Ask Ma University, the word is so good! Wow-!"

Ah so sensational? Is it surprising?

A: The buyer is open -Shanglian is "business prosperous" ...

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: Good, good, good -the lower part of the lower part is "the financial source is lush to three rivers"?

A: Hey? Did you see this pair when I wrote this pair?

B: How much do I see?

A: I didn't see how you remember my words?

B: Your word? Don't be ashamed! There is this pair before the mother's mother is married! Your word?

: good! it is good! You ... you ... don't leave, you wait, you wait ...

B: What, find someone to fight?

A: You are here, you can get it to you immediately!

B: Do you know what is right?

A: Of course I understand what I do, right -there are five, there are five, there are ten, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there are there There are also ten, there are fifty, there are fifty, there are fifty hundred, there are five hundred, there are also five hundred ...

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B: I haven't listened yet Have you ever said that you hung up with five hundred pairs -not such a tall roof? What is the word of words and words, nonsense, and seven on the one side and seven. Do you know the right words?

A: Of course, do you know, right? You can't help me, I understand, I do this.

B: For example, we have one on the board, what are you right?

: This ... 下 ...? Upper right, do you still need to ask? Dead to the right -upper, the front, the high pair and the low, the left to the right, the old pair of the old, the text to the martial arts Ah, you can't.

B: I have a heavens on the board?

: You test me, snatch! God is right! Do you still use it -the sky is right, the rain and the wind, the road to the long sky, the Lei Yinyin, the fog, the opening of the city, the Masterpiece ...

B: Well, obtained, and obtained. You can see how many people are like?

A: Lecture, lecture!

B: 甭 Lecture, I have a saying?

A: salt? I give you vinegar, salt is smashed, salt -salty, and sauce are salty. Salt, I am vinegar, oily and salt vinegar, and harmonize the five flavors.

B: I have a good ones?

A: OK -歹, good, good to be bad, tadpole, fooled, this is a finner.

B: Idiom! I have something to do.

: I give you the gun, you support the qi, I dial the artillery, you jump horses, I will leave the car ...

: These five words are "good things from heaven".

A: good things? "Back to the palace to lower the auspiciousness" -The stove king, I will be four years old, and I will live a vulgar.

B: What will you be four years old? Did you get auspicious to the palace? What do I say?

: below.

B: God?

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B: words?

: ... vinegar.

B: OK?

: ...

B: Things?

: ... artillery.

B: Good thing about God? What about you?

A: below -ground -vinegar -歹 — cannon.

B: You let everyone listen to what this is called?

A: When the ground was going to the ground, the vinegar caught the gun and caught it.

B: No way! What is your name right?

A: It's not like talking, just this, this, this complaint you, you know, you are called bad, your heart is out of your heart out, and you get out of your heart out. Bad, you do n’t say good things in Heaven, you jump out one word by word, you play with me, and who do you rely on the vinegar? This depends on you, you are damaged! Everyone, did Ma Duxue ask this? No -it is purely damaged! Don't do this, let's not have this between us, let's come with us, learn something well, learn something well, hey -learn to sing drama Luo, don't learn to spill skin.

B: Line, line, you are reasonable, then I can say that I will be counted.

A: You can say it casually, as long as you can say it, I can give you the next sentence, I want to have no words, I can't say ... I ... give you a dime.

B: Why do I want you to do a dime? Can I say the last sentence?

A: You open up and say, you say a hundred words!

B: One hundred words? I'm not so angry. You always think that the words are more difficult.

A: finished, scoop! radish.

B: I can pay attention to it, mutton is a food.

A: radish is also eaten -how good it is to boil the radish for lamb.

B: Oh -you listen again -Huqin.

: radish (gongs).

B: You are not like words -Hu Qin is a musical instrument.

A: Gongli —— The gongs that knocked, the 钹 钹.

B: Oh -you are right -satin.

: radish (Robb).

B: The satin is a cloth.

A: Yeah, Robe, Somo Yang Textiles, Nylon cloth.

B: Yue Fei.

: radish (Robb).

B: Do you like this, Yue Fei also to radish? Yue Fei is a hero.

A: Robe —— "Mu Lian Monk Save Mother", who is Mu Lian Monk?

B: Fu Luobo ...

: 噫!着 -Zhongchen with filial piety!

B: What do you mutter? Listen again -one two, three, three, four, five, six, and six.

A: What's going on?

B: Just to hide your radish, if you are six words, you can deal with radish, even if you deal with it, I am one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven Words, you can't come to a half radish, right?

A: One two, three, three, five six seven -radish is almost not washed!

B: What is your name right?

A: There is the least word with a word.

B: Okay, I say a 仨 —— — horse teeth jujube.

: Sheep horn.

B: I eat this horse tooth jujube.

Na: also horn onion!

B: Can it be right?

A: Too capable, you see, the horse teeth, horns, jujube, shallots — horse teeth jujube August, sheep horn onion in February, horse teeth in February In the autumn of jujube, sheep horns spring, on the horsesy jujube trees, on the lush ground, horse teeth jujube red, sheep horns green, horses tooth jujube, spicy horn, horse teeth jujube ...

B: Why are you so poor? Broken mouth! I can still add words to me -horse tooth dates, horse teeth jujube fell to the ground and let the horse eat.

: The horn onion grew the sheep on the ground. How about it?

B: Oh! it is good!

A: "Although not in the middle, not far away, I don't know ..."

B: Slowly shake, it can be diarrhea. You listen to this -Beiyan South Fei wings are divided into wi -wings.

A: How do you mean? Where does it fly?

B: This is not nonsense, the north geese fly south -the big geese flying north to the south, where is the wings facing? Things, it is impossible to not move. When flying, it is flying up and down, so it is called -Beiyan South flying wings and wings.

A: Listen to me, the lower part, the lower part, the lower part.

B: With you!

A: ——The front rut of the front car goes about two rounds.

B: Oh -up and down?

A: height.

B: Height?

: up and down, hehe- "Although not in the middle ..."
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... not far away. "

: Oh? Is this diarrhea?

B: Hi-! You listen to this again -mice steal hot jelly.

A: changing the vernacular, unreasonable. It's boring.

B: Is it boring? Don't look at it, there is knowledge here -little mice, what is the name of such a big mouse?

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B: Is there such a small one?

: It is also called mice.

B: It is old?

: It is not old.

B: What is it called?

: It is called a mouse.

B: Can you call it less rat?

A: No.

B: What is the name of the jelly stir -fry in the pot?

: It is also called jelly.

B: Is it cold?

: It is not cold.

B: What is it called?

: It is called jelly.

B: Yes -so this is called "little mouse stealing hot jelly".

A: Listen to me -the short worm wraps around the short sorghum.

B: How do you say this?

N: short worm -what do you call it such a long worm?

B: Long worm.

I: What do you call it such a short worm?

B: Three -inch length is also called long worm.

A: Is it long?

B: It is not long.

N: What is it called?

B: It is called long worm.

A: What is the tall sorghum of one person?

B: called sorghum.

A: What do you call it a sorghum?

B: Also called sorghum.

A: Is it high?

B: ... it is not high.

N: What is it called?

B: ... it is called ... sorghum.

A: Yes -This is "short worm wrapped around the short sorghum", the upper part is small, old, cold and hot, and the Xialian is short and short and there are short and short and there are short and short. Long, short and tall, hey- "Although not in the middle ..."

B: You will not shake you uncomfortable for a while! This time I talk about a lot of words, listen to it -said "empty trees hiding holes, holes in the cave, holes, holes, holes, empty holes".

A: change the password again?

B: Who says this is a password, I have said this in the couple -saying that Confucius traveled to the country, there was a day to go to a wilderness, suddenly There are no places to hide in the sky, but there is an old tree on the side of the road, and the saint is hidden in the tree cave -this is called "empty tree hiding holes, holes in the hole", "holes and holes" -the tree cave里有了孔圣人了，这不是"窟窿孔"么；"孔出窟窿"——雨停了，圣人出来了，所以叫"孔出窟窿"，"窟窿空”呢——圣人出来了，树The cave is empty, so it is "empty tree hiding holes, holes in the cave, holes, holes, holes, caves empty".

A: Hey-hey-hey! Slowly! Okay, almost stretched out! Listen to me- "Dajia, stubborn, click, flutter, oh, Bu Bu, Zizi"

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Intersection Intersection Not like words!

A: Why not say it?

B: The number of words is not right, either lack one or more?

A: Impossible, how many words are you?

B: You count- "Empty tree hiding holes, holes in the cave, holes, holes, caves empty". Eighteen words. rnrn rnrn 甲：你瞧我这个，它要是十七个、或者是十九个字儿，那叫什么玩意——“日吧嗒、哐哗啦、 Click, flutter, oh, 噗, Zizi "

B: Also eighteen words, how can you say?

A: You listen to it -just this summer ...

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: What is your name? How did you think about it last summer?

A: I love what they say about what they want to say?

B: People are talking about things in ancient times. You did n’t want to think about this summer.

A: It is a matter of last summer. Ah, Yan Mo Hu, shit shell Lang, full yard, flying ...

: Okay!

A: "Da Na" —— A shit shell Lang hit our screen window, day-bar; "哐"-I am afraid to take the tea cup It's hard, 哐- "Wow" —— smash the casserole-wow; "fluttering" — I unbuttoned down the ground-flutter, "Oh" —— 硌 硌-— Ouch, "噗" "— I fell out of the fart," Zizi "-This -collapsed.

B: Don't scold!