5 thoughts on “Interesting, fresh advertising words”
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A billboard hangs a billboard, and the book: "If you have a cigarette addiction, you can smoke here. However, please leave the address so that you can send the ashes of your you." On milk factory A advertisement: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by this factory every day, you will continue to stay for 5,214 weeks in a row, you will live to 100 years old!" The "Facial Emoticon Research Institute" in Chicago, its enrollment enrollment The advertisement said: "You will learn to frown cleverly here, letting people feel that you are an honest person." On a water heater product advertisement: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. The water heater will cause you to fall into the deep water. " The enrollment advertisement in a French study class said:" If you do n’t like this course after you listen to a lesson, you can ask for your tuition fee, but you must have to be returned to your tuition, but you must be required In French, " The American newspaper login to such an advertisement:" Recruiting female secretary, like a girl -like girl, thinking like an adult man, doing things like a mature lady, working like a donkey. "Eye potion advertisements : After dripping, please rotate the eyeball several times so that the potion is covered with the world. Perfume advertisements: This product can attract the opposite sex, so it is sent to the self -defense textbook with this product. Restaurant advertisements: Come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will be hungry. It air -conditioning advertisements: The maintenance workers of this product around the world are the most lonely. Barm advertisement: Although it is the slightest skill, it is indeed a top work. Olgoing advertisement: Please do not flirt at the woman from the shop, she may be your grandmother. S safety guarantee, its own set of: condom may be the best beer in the world comes from: Carlsberg new bepic, Great Olympic comes from: Beijing Olympics n naturally comes from: Benny Road The world without a stranger comes from: Zandanu The chatter comes from: Nokia 3310 has a kind of wine for preaching from: Eighteen Winery Over couplet: early Come in late and come in morning and evening. On the This wine theory of heroes to win the world comes from: talent men's clothing men should have their own voice from: Alkat mobile phone Thousand water and thousands of mountains are close to you. From: China Telecom Series Biring the next action, you will gain a habit; broadcast a habit, you will harvest a personality; broadcast a personality, you will harvest a kind of destiny: William · · William · · James Wanjiale, Le Wanjia. From: Wanjiale Electric The southern motorcycle, how many moving stories are there. From: Southern Motorcycles Gao Gao is happy to go to work, and go home peacefully. From: public welfare advertisement Yan Wu, Yanwu, a song with a song. From: Yanwu include machine Master Kang's instant noodles, delicious and visible. From: Master Kang don't be too chic! From: Shanshan suit to make 100 million people smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold The future of the United States and spend the beauty of the United States. From: Midea Electrical Electric provinces are excellent, minister, Ge You? From: Shuanghui ham sausage drinking Confucius banquet wine and making articles in the world. From: Confucius Banquet The future health achievement. From: Neptune tooth is good, appetite is good, the body is great, so delicious. From: Blue Sky Liu Bizhi Forever green, eternal Qin Chi. From: Qinchi Jiu In a red flag car and take the road of China. From: Red Flag Sedan If the skin is good, use Dabao sooner or later. From: Dabao Kongfu family wine, people want to be home. From: Confucius Family Wine The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. From: Longmu Zhuang Bone Ralery Drinking Huiyuan fruit juice and taking the road of health. From: Huiyuan fruit juice . I only have you in my eyes. From: Wahaha pure water is very cola, very choosing from: very Coke The New Year's new new interest, Coca -cocoa Coca -Cola. From: Coca -Cola This gifts will be given white gold. From: Platinum fluttering is so confident. From: Piaorou Being beyond performance limit, appreciate wonderful calculations from: AMD American goods, local prices come from: Dell classic fine casting, permanent classics come from: BenQ due to wisdom because of wisdom Different from: Dopod will never fall. Chinese goods should be self -improved: Aona Sapoon shampoo
The child is angry! From: mineral water advertisement The hurry, go to: side The feeling of not friction is like flying from: a certain lubricant : Beauty chain store slogan Naturally, Johnson
An audio company advertisement — "One call and four responses!" On a dumpling advertisement — "omnidirectional!" n, a pawnshop advertisement — "It deserves!" Am hat company advertisement- "Take someone with a hat!" Make shop advertisement- "One hairy!" Advertising — "Self -discussing hard!" Im quit smoking association advertisements- "Don't find smoking women as friends, unless you are willing to kiss a ashtray!" ———— "Don't know each other!" Is a glasses shop advertisement- "Eye is the window of the soul. In order to protect your heart, please set the glass for your window." Company advertisements- "Our new products are extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so we will give a copy of self -defense textbooks with the bottle." In a public place for smoking for smoking — "In order to make the carpet without holes, and to make your lungs have no lungs, there is no lungs without your lungs. Cave, please do not smoke. " Call traffic ads-" If your car can swim, please open it directly, don't brake. " The new book advertisement-" The author of this book is millions of million The rich man, unmarried, the object he wants is the heroine described in this novel! " Id a car display room advertisement-" Always make driving licenses expires before you. " Traffic safety advertisements — "Remember, God is not perfect, it prepares spare parts for the car, and people do not." On cosmetics advertisement- "Early 'spots', please do not' acne 'Stay. " On a washing machine advertisement-" Leisure wife and mother! " On a sour juice drink advertisement-" Little Different Sour Sour, Gathering Gathering Sweet. " Printing company advertisements — "Except for banknotes, beyond the printing." The flower shop advertisement — "The rose in today's Japanese store is the lowest price, and you can even buy a few to give it to his wife."
Li Ning, everything is possible! Rosini Time AlwayS Follows Me! Time exists because of me. Want to know the taste of clearing the mouth? Clear mouth contains tablets The radar brand insect repellent: mosquito kills and kills lets us do better. (Philips) Intel Pentium: Give a computers a Pentium "core". (Dibirs) Diamonds are long -lasting, a forever circulation did you drink today? (Lebai)
Funny advertising words (1) The one person climbed out of the wall and was caught by the principal. The Answer: Metusbon Wei, do not follow the usual way. The principal asked again: How did such a high wall turn over? He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, everything is possible. The principal asked again: What does it feel like turning over the wall? This pointed at the shoes and said: Tsob, flying. On the second day he entered the school from the main entrance, The principal asked: Why not turn over the wall? said: Anta, I choose, I like it.
On the third day, he wore a mixing and mixed, The principal said: You cannot wear mixed mixing! This said: What is what you wear, Senma's clothing. On the fourth day he wore a vest, The principal said that he could not wear a vest. He said, man, just as simple, love the costume. The principal said I want to remember you. said: Why? The principal said, the dynamic zone, I am the master of my site!
funny advertising words (2) ■ A sound company advertisement- "One call and four should!" r r r r r r r r r ■ A dumpling advertisement- "不!" ■ A lime factory advertisement- "Start up in vain!" ■ A pawnshop advertisement- "It deserves!" ■ A certain certain Caps Advertising- "Take someone with a hat!" ■ A hairdressing shop advertisement- "One hair!" ■ A pharmacy advertisement- "Self -discussing hard!" ■ Advertisement of the smoking quitting association- "Do not find a smoking woman to do , unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!" ■ A typoic advertisement- "Don't know each other!" ■ A glasses shop advertisement- "Eye is the window of the soul, for to protect your mind, please set glass for your window. R n ■ Smoking advertisements in a public place- "In order to make the carpet without , there is a hole in, and to make your lungs have no holes, please do not to smoke. " ■ A road traffic advertisement-" If your car will swim , please open it directly, no need to brake. " ■ A new book advertisement-" The author of this book is a millionaire, is unmarried, the object he wants is the hostess described in this novel " ■ A car display room advertisement-" Always let the driver hold "will expire first. " ■ A traffic safety advertisement-" Remember, God is not is perfect, it prepares spare parts for the car, but has not. "
The funny advertising words (4) ■ A certain cosmetic advertisement-" Put down 'spots' as soon as possible, please do not ‘acne’ stay. " ■ A certain washing machine advertisement-" Leisure wife and mother! " " ■ A sour juice drink advertisement-" Xiaoming Sour, Gathering The heart is sweet. " " ■ A printing company advertisement-" Except for banknotes, bears a cut. " ■ A flower shop advertisement-" The price of the rose of today's shop The cheapest, and you can even buy a few. " ■ A beauty salon advertisement-" Please don't talk to the woman who just got out of this , she may be your grandmother. "
Mozoic advertising words (5) ■ Enrollment advertisement of a French learning class-" If you listen to , you find that you don't like this course after one lesson, then you Can It to return your tuition, but you must say it in French. " ■ A recruitment advertisement-" Recruiting female secretary, looks like a wonderful old girl, thinking like an adult man, doing things like mature ladies, work like a donkey! " ■ A certain eye potion advertisement-" After dripping this eye drops, turn your eyes to turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops all over the world. " ■ A hairdressing shop advertisement-" Don't think you lost your hair, The should be seen as you won. "
F funny advertising words (6) ■ Monkey entered the cornfield, stretched one right hand, sandwiched under the left armpit, and found a better one, so the left hand was pierced another one It was sandwiched under the right axillary, so the monkey was busy for a long time, and there was still no signs of stopping. At this time, the companion who placed the whistle was anxious: "OK, do you find it? "The monkey who raised the corn turned his head and seriously:" No best, only better! " " ■ A group of monkeys connected to the end and toured to catch the moon in the river. Intersection "Didn't you see it? "Monkey King said," We have been working hard. "
The funny advertising words (seven) ■ Fox saw the ripe grapes far away, and it started to run, start, twice, three times ... … In the end, you can only give up. The crow said at a high place: "Mr. Fox, dare to love this grape. The fox swallowed and sighed: "It's delicious, visible. well! " ■ The crow finds half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously cannot drink these sweet liquids. It thought of it and decided to use a small stone to throw it into the bottle one by one. Working hard, the water rose, and the crow took a sip. At this time, a few birds flew over. The crow licked his mouth and watched everyone: "Did you drink today? "
Mun -funny advertising words (8) ■ Monkey entered the cornfield, stretched one right hand, clamped under the left armpit, and found a better one, so the left hand was another one, It was sandwiched under the right axillary, so the monkey was busy for a long time, and there was still no signs of stopping. At this time, the companion who placed the whistle was anxious: "OK, do you find it? "The monkey who raised the corn turned his head and seriously:" No best, only better! " " ■ A group of monkeys connected to the end and toured to catch the moon in the river. Intersection "Didn't you see it? "Monkey King said," We have been working hard. "
The funny advertising words (9) ■ Fox saw the ripe grapes far away, and it started to run, take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... … In the end, you can only give up. The crow said at a high place: "Mr. Fox, dare to love this grape. The fox swallowed and sighed: "It's delicious, visible. well! " ■ The crow finds half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously cannot drink these sweet liquids. It thought of it and decided to use a small stone to throw it into the bottle one by one. Working hard, the water rose, and the crow took a sip. At this time, a few birds flew over. The crow licked his mouth and watched everyone: "Did you drink today? "
Mozoic advertising words (ten) ■ Monkey is obviously dissatisfied with the feeding plan of the owner towards San Twilight and Four. The monkeys were very happy for a while, but soon found out that the total amount did not increase, and the monkeys felt that they were playing, they collectively negotiated with the owner. How much is this time? "The owner held the food angrily and squeezed it in his hand:" One early, one late. "
■ A mouse climbed to the oil bottle mouth, stretched the tail into the bottle, dropped the oil along the tail drop, and the other mouse ate greedily below, and couldn't bear to leave. The whistle mouse was anxious: "Did you drink enough? What is the taste? "Drinking the oily mouse pouting:" Di Didi is strong, but it is still all! "
F funny advertising words (11) ■ Tiger will follow the fox with a doubtful manner. Sure enough, the little animals in the forest saw that the foxes were cold. Envy: "Okay, you! "The fox smiled proudly:" My glory comes from your style. "
■ Tiger invites wolf to eat. "The wolf was so excited:" Sheep and sheep! " "
The funny advertising words (twelve) ■ Crocodile bite the cattle's neck effortlessly, and the crocodile bird flew over:" The old man appetite. "The crocodile head does not return:" It's good to have a good appetite, is it fragrant? " "
■ Crocodile Bird said:" Let me pick my teeth for you. ""why? "The crocodile birds mysteriously:" Our goal is that there is no tooth decay. "
■ Toad managed to jump out of the well. Seeing the vast world outside, he couldn't help feeling:" Originally life can be more beautiful! " "
■ At this time, a group of swans flew through the sky, and the toad stared at the swan intently, and the mouth flowed out of the mouth. The frog on the side puzzled:" Brother, what are you thinking? " "The toad's eyes have never left the swan, and said," My heart is flying. "
■ The frog shakes his head:" Don't think about it, this is impossible. ""Do not! "Toad is serious:" Everything is possible. "
■" However, no toad can eat swan meat. "The frog disdain." I can! "Toad raised his neck, his will is very firm.
D anti -inflammatory drug advertisements: fast treatment — (popular)
— (Whatever you want)
This cough drug advertisement words -urgent cough (urgent)
n The nutrient solution advertisement — 口 腹 健 健
The advertising words of the Pacific Insurance Company are: Pay a drop of water, there is a Pacific Ocean when it is difficult! A sound Company advertisement- "One call and four responses!" On a dumpling advertisement — "omnipotent!" al lime factory advertisements- "start from scratch!" Pongpang Advertising — "It is well deserved!" A a hat company advertisement — "Take someone with a hat!" Make shop advertisement- "One hairy!" —— "Self -discussing hard!" Im quit smoking association advertisements- "Don't find smoking women as friends, unless you are willing to kiss a ashtray!" - "Don't know each other!" Is a glasses shop advertisement- "Eyes are the windows of the soul. In order to protect your heart, please set the glass for your window." ——— "Our new products are extremely attractive, so we will give a copy of self -defense textbooks with the bottle." This advertisement for smoking forbidden to smoke in a public place- "In order to make the carpet without holes, and to make your lungs have no holes, Please don't smoke. " The traffic advertisement-" If your car can swim, please open it directly, don't brake. " The new book advertisement-" The author of this book is a millionaire, Unmarried, the target he wants is the heroine described in this novel! " Is advertisements for a car display room —" Always make driving licenses expires first than yourself. " Advertising- "Remember, God is not perfect, it prepares spare parts for the car, but people do not." On cosmetics ad . " In a washing machine advertisement —" Sales wife and mother! " On a sour juice drink advertisement —" Little Different Sour Sour, Gathering Gathering Sweet. " Advertising — "Except for banknotes, bears everything." The flower shop advertisement — "The rose in today's Japanese store is the lowest price, and you can even buy a few for his wife."
A billboard hangs a billboard, and the book: "If you have a cigarette addiction, you can smoke here. However, please leave the address so that you can send the ashes of your you."
On milk factory A advertisement: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by this factory every day, you will continue to stay for 5,214 weeks in a row, you will live to 100 years old!"
The "Facial Emoticon Research Institute" in Chicago, its enrollment enrollment The advertisement said: "You will learn to frown cleverly here, letting people feel that you are an honest person."
On a water heater product advertisement: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. The water heater will cause you to fall into the deep water. "
The enrollment advertisement in a French study class said:" If you do n’t like this course after you listen to a lesson, you can ask for your tuition fee, but you must have to be returned to your tuition, but you must be required In French, "
The American newspaper login to such an advertisement:" Recruiting female secretary, like a girl -like girl, thinking like an adult man, doing things like a mature lady, working like a donkey. "Eye potion advertisements : After dripping, please rotate the eyeball several times so that the potion is covered with the world.
Perfume advertisements: This product can attract the opposite sex, so it is sent to the self -defense textbook with this product.
Restaurant advertisements: Come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will be hungry.
It air -conditioning advertisements: The maintenance workers of this product around the world are the most lonely.
Barm advertisement: Although it is the slightest skill, it is indeed a top work.
Olgoing advertisement: Please do not flirt at the woman from the shop, she may be your grandmother.
S safety guarantee, its own set of: condom
may be the best beer in the world comes from: Carlsberg
new bepic, Great Olympic comes from: Beijing Olympics n naturally comes from: Benny Road
The world without a stranger comes from: Zandanu
The chatter comes from: Nokia 3310
has a kind of wine for preaching from: Eighteen Winery
Over couplet: early Come in late and come in morning and evening. On the
This wine theory of heroes to win the world comes from: talent men's clothing
men should have their own voice from: Alkat mobile phone
Thousand water and thousands of mountains are close to you. From: China Telecom Series
Biring the next action, you will gain a habit; broadcast a habit, you will harvest a personality; broadcast a personality, you will harvest a kind of destiny: William · · William · · James
Wanjiale, Le Wanjia. From: Wanjiale Electric
The southern motorcycle, how many moving stories are there. From: Southern Motorcycles
Gao Gao is happy to go to work, and go home peacefully. From: public welfare advertisement
Yan Wu, Yanwu, a song with a song. From: Yanwu include machine
Master Kang's instant noodles, delicious and visible. From: Master Kang
don't be too chic! From: Shanshan suit
to make 100 million people smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold
The future of the United States and spend the beauty of the United States. From: Midea Electrical Electric
provinces are excellent, minister, Ge You? From: Shuanghui ham sausage
drinking Confucius banquet wine and making articles in the world. From: Confucius Banquet
The future health achievement. From: Neptune
tooth is good, appetite is good, the body is great, so delicious. From: Blue Sky Liu Bizhi
Forever green, eternal Qin Chi. From: Qinchi Jiu
In a red flag car and take the road of China. From: Red Flag Sedan
If the skin is good, use Dabao sooner or later. From: Dabao
Kongfu family wine, people want to be home. From: Confucius Family Wine
The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. From: Longmu Zhuang Bone Ralery
Drinking Huiyuan fruit juice and taking the road of health. From: Huiyuan fruit juice
. I only have you in my eyes. From: Wahaha pure water
is very cola, very choosing from: very Coke
The New Year's new new interest, Coca -cocoa Coca -Cola. From: Coca -Cola
This gifts will be given white gold. From: Platinum
fluttering is so confident. From: Piaorou
Being beyond performance limit, appreciate wonderful calculations from: AMD
American goods, local prices come from: Dell
classic fine casting, permanent classics come from: BenQ
due to wisdom because of wisdom Different from: Dopod
will never fall. Chinese goods should be self -improved: Aona Sapoon shampoo
The child is angry! From: mineral water advertisement
The hurry, go to: side
The feeling of not friction is like flying from: a certain lubricant
: Beauty chain store slogan
Naturally, Johnson
An audio company advertisement — "One call and four responses!"
On a dumpling advertisement — "omnidirectional!" n, a pawnshop advertisement — "It deserves!"
Am hat company advertisement- "Take someone with a hat!"
Make shop advertisement- "One hairy!"
Advertising — "Self -discussing hard!"
Im quit smoking association advertisements- "Don't find smoking women as friends, unless you are willing to kiss a ashtray!"
———— "Don't know each other!"
Is a glasses shop advertisement- "Eye is the window of the soul. In order to protect your heart, please set the glass for your window."
Company advertisements- "Our new products are extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so we will give a copy of self -defense textbooks with the bottle."
In a public place for smoking for smoking — "In order to make the carpet without holes, and to make your lungs have no lungs, there is no lungs without your lungs. Cave, please do not smoke. "
Call traffic ads-" If your car can swim, please open it directly, don't brake. "
The new book advertisement-" The author of this book is millions of million The rich man, unmarried, the object he wants is the heroine described in this novel! "
Id a car display room advertisement-" Always make driving licenses expires before you. "
Traffic safety advertisements — "Remember, God is not perfect, it prepares spare parts for the car, and people do not."
On cosmetics advertisement- "Early 'spots', please do not' acne 'Stay. "
On a washing machine advertisement-" Leisure wife and mother! "
On a sour juice drink advertisement-" Little Different Sour Sour, Gathering Gathering Sweet. "
Printing company advertisements — "Except for banknotes, beyond the printing."
The flower shop advertisement — "The rose in today's Japanese store is the lowest price, and you can even buy a few to give it to his wife."
Li Ning, everything is possible!
Rosini Time AlwayS Follows Me! Time exists because of me.
Want to know the taste of clearing the mouth? Clear mouth contains tablets
The radar brand insect repellent: mosquito kills and kills
lets us do better. (Philips)
Intel Pentium: Give a computers a Pentium "core".
(Dibirs) Diamonds are long -lasting, a forever circulation
did you drink today? (Lebai)
Funny advertising words (1)
The one person climbed out of the wall and was caught by the principal.
The Answer: Metusbon Wei, do not follow the usual way.
The principal asked again: How did such a high wall turn over?
He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, everything is possible.
The principal asked again: What does it feel like turning over the wall?
This pointed at the shoes and said: Tsob, flying.
On the second day he entered the school from the main entrance,
The principal asked: Why not turn over the wall?
said: Anta, I choose, I like it.
On the third day, he wore a mixing and mixed,
The principal said: You cannot wear mixed mixing!
This said: What is what you wear, Senma's clothing.
On the fourth day he wore a vest,
The principal said that he could not wear a vest.
He said, man, just as simple, love the costume.
The principal said I want to remember you.
said: Why?
The principal said, the dynamic zone, I am the master of my site!
funny advertising words (2)
■ A sound company advertisement- "One call and four should!" r r r r r r r r r
■ A dumpling advertisement- "不!"
■ A lime factory advertisement- "Start up in vain!"
■ A pawnshop advertisement- "It deserves!"
■ A certain certain Caps Advertising- "Take someone with a hat!"
■ A hairdressing shop advertisement- "One hair!"
■ A pharmacy advertisement- "Self -discussing hard!"
■ Advertisement of the smoking quitting association- "Do not find a smoking woman to do
, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"
■ A typoic advertisement- "Don't know each other!"
■ A glasses shop advertisement- "Eye is the window of the soul, for
to protect your mind, please set glass for your window. R n ■ Smoking advertisements in a public place- "In order to make the carpet without
, there is a hole in, and to make your lungs have no holes, please do not
to smoke. "
■ A road traffic advertisement-" If your car will swim
, please open it directly, no need to brake. "
■ A new book advertisement-" The author of this book is a millionaire,
is unmarried, the object he wants is the hostess described in this novel
"
■ A car display room advertisement-" Always let the driver hold
"will expire first. "
■ A traffic safety advertisement-" Remember, God is not
is perfect, it prepares spare parts for the car, but
has not. "
The funny advertising words (4)
■ A certain cosmetic advertisement-" Put down 'spots' as soon as possible, please do not
‘acne’ stay. "
■ A certain washing machine advertisement-" Leisure wife and mother! " "
■ A sour juice drink advertisement-" Xiaoming Sour, Gathering
The heart is sweet. " "
■ A printing company advertisement-" Except for banknotes, bears a
cut. "
■ A flower shop advertisement-" The price of the rose of today's shop
The cheapest, and you can even buy a few. "
■ A beauty salon advertisement-" Please don't talk to the woman who just got out of this
, she may be your grandmother. "
Mozoic advertising words (5)
■ Enrollment advertisement of a French learning class-" If you listen to
, you find that you don't like this course after one lesson, then you Can
It to return your tuition, but you must say it in French. "
■ A recruitment advertisement-" Recruiting female secretary, looks like a wonderful
old girl, thinking like an adult man, doing things like mature
ladies, work like a donkey! "
■ A certain eye potion advertisement-" After dripping this eye drops, turn your eyes
to turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops all over the world. "
■ A hairdressing shop advertisement-" Don't think you lost your hair,
The should be seen as you won. "
F funny advertising words (6)
■ Monkey entered the cornfield, stretched one right hand, sandwiched under the left armpit, and found a better one, so the left hand was pierced another one It was sandwiched under the right axillary, so the monkey was busy for a long time, and there was still no signs of stopping. At this time, the companion who placed the whistle was anxious: "OK, do you find it? "The monkey who raised the corn turned his head and seriously:" No best, only better! " "
■ A group of monkeys connected to the end and toured to catch the moon in the river. Intersection "Didn't you see it? "Monkey King said," We have been working hard. "
The funny advertising words (seven)
■ Fox saw the ripe grapes far away, and it started to run, start, twice, three times ... … In the end, you can only give up. The crow said at a high place: "Mr. Fox, dare to love this grape. The fox swallowed and sighed: "It's delicious, visible. well! "
■ The crow finds half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously cannot drink these sweet liquids. It thought of it and decided to use a small stone to throw it into the bottle one by one. Working hard, the water rose, and the crow took a sip. At this time, a few birds flew over. The crow licked his mouth and watched everyone: "Did you drink today? "
Mun -funny advertising words (8)
■ Monkey entered the cornfield, stretched one right hand, clamped under the left armpit, and found a better one, so the left hand was another one, It was sandwiched under the right axillary, so the monkey was busy for a long time, and there was still no signs of stopping. At this time, the companion who placed the whistle was anxious: "OK, do you find it? "The monkey who raised the corn turned his head and seriously:" No best, only better! " "
■ A group of monkeys connected to the end and toured to catch the moon in the river. Intersection "Didn't you see it? "Monkey King said," We have been working hard. "
The funny advertising words (9)
■ Fox saw the ripe grapes far away, and it started to run, take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... … In the end, you can only give up. The crow said at a high place: "Mr. Fox, dare to love this grape. The fox swallowed and sighed: "It's delicious, visible. well! "
■ The crow finds half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously cannot drink these sweet liquids. It thought of it and decided to use a small stone to throw it into the bottle one by one. Working hard, the water rose, and the crow took a sip. At this time, a few birds flew over. The crow licked his mouth and watched everyone: "Did you drink today? "
Mozoic advertising words (ten)
■ Monkey is obviously dissatisfied with the feeding plan of the owner towards San Twilight and Four. The monkeys were very happy for a while, but soon found out that the total amount did not increase, and the monkeys felt that they were playing, they collectively negotiated with the owner. How much is this time? "The owner held the food angrily and squeezed it in his hand:" One early, one late. "
■ A mouse climbed to the oil bottle mouth, stretched the tail into the bottle, dropped the oil along the tail drop, and the other mouse ate greedily below, and couldn't bear to leave. The whistle mouse was anxious: "Did you drink enough? What is the taste? "Drinking the oily mouse pouting:" Di Didi is strong, but it is still all! "
F funny advertising words (11)
■ Tiger will follow the fox with a doubtful manner. Sure enough, the little animals in the forest saw that the foxes were cold. Envy: "Okay, you! "The fox smiled proudly:" My glory comes from your style. "
■ Tiger invites wolf to eat. "The wolf was so excited:" Sheep and sheep! " "
The funny advertising words (twelve)
■ Crocodile bite the cattle's neck effortlessly, and the crocodile bird flew over:" The old man appetite. "The crocodile head does not return:" It's good to have a good appetite, is it fragrant? " "
■ Crocodile Bird said:" Let me pick my teeth for you. ""why? "The crocodile birds mysteriously:" Our goal is that there is no tooth decay. "
■ Toad managed to jump out of the well. Seeing the vast world outside, he couldn't help feeling:" Originally life can be more beautiful! " "
■ At this time, a group of swans flew through the sky, and the toad stared at the swan intently, and the mouth flowed out of the mouth. The frog on the side puzzled:" Brother, what are you thinking? " "The toad's eyes have never left the swan, and said," My heart is flying. "
■ The frog shakes his head:" Don't think about it, this is impossible. ""Do not! "Toad is serious:" Everything is possible. "
■" However, no toad can eat swan meat. "The frog disdain." I can! "Toad raised his neck, his will is very firm.
Fenjiu advertising words: Fenfen wine must drink
D anti -inflammatory drug advertisements: fast treatment — (popular)
— (Whatever you want)
This cough drug advertisement words -urgent cough (urgent)
n
The nutrient solution advertisement — 口 腹 健 健
The advertising words of the Pacific Insurance Company are: Pay a drop of water, there is a Pacific Ocean when it is difficult!
A sound Company advertisement- "One call and four responses!"
On a dumpling advertisement — "omnipotent!"
al lime factory advertisements- "start from scratch!"
Pongpang Advertising — "It is well deserved!"
A a hat company advertisement — "Take someone with a hat!"
Make shop advertisement- "One hairy!"
—— "Self -discussing hard!"
Im quit smoking association advertisements- "Don't find smoking women as friends, unless you are willing to kiss a ashtray!"
- "Don't know each other!"
Is a glasses shop advertisement- "Eyes are the windows of the soul. In order to protect your heart, please set the glass for your window."
——— "Our new products are extremely attractive, so we will give a copy of self -defense textbooks with the bottle."
This advertisement for smoking forbidden to smoke in a public place- "In order to make the carpet without holes, and to make your lungs have no holes, Please don't smoke. "
The traffic advertisement-" If your car can swim, please open it directly, don't brake. "
The new book advertisement-" The author of this book is a millionaire, Unmarried, the target he wants is the heroine described in this novel! "
Is advertisements for a car display room —" Always make driving licenses expires first than yourself. "
Advertising- "Remember, God is not perfect, it prepares spare parts for the car, but people do not."
On cosmetics ad . "
In a washing machine advertisement —" Sales wife and mother! "
On a sour juice drink advertisement —" Little Different Sour Sour, Gathering Gathering Sweet. "
Advertising — "Except for banknotes, bears everything."
The flower shop advertisement — "The rose in today's Japanese store is the lowest price, and you can even buy a few for his wife."
Fenjiu advertising words: Fenfen wine must drink
D anti -inflammatory drug advertisements: fast treatment — (popular)
— (Whatever you want)
This cough drug advertisement words -urgent cough (urgent)
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The nutrient solution advertisement —— The honey -belly health (mount sword)
The advertisement words of Pacific Insurance Company are: usually pay a drop of water, and when it is difficult, there is the Pacific Ocean!